Chivalry is Not Dead but Someone is

Season 5 episode 4. Two men get drinks from a bar. They bring them to their dates, two older women. When one guy drinks his drink he starts to cough and then falls backwards over a balcony. When Shawn and Gus get there Shawn doesn’t see a body at first but then he notices one. He realizes no wrist or ankle fractures so he did not try to brace his fall. Shawn tells the chief that the man was dead before he fell and in the room with Lassie, Jules, Shawn, Gus, Chief Vick, and Henry, Henry puts the teams in competition. Lassie goes right off because he thinks the dead man’s date, Jillian Tucker, who used to be married to a man who committed suicide recently and Lassie thought there was something fishy about that one. Lassie and Jules go to the dead guy’s apartment but Shawn and Gus are already there. Shawn is hanging upside down from some kind of workout machine and notices a book called Killing with Class by a man named Clive Prescott. Shawn and Gus go to Clive’s class and interrupt it. He tells them about the dead man, Lance and that he was a good student but then he left class. Shawn and Gus think he killed Lance so they follow him and he is going on a date with Jillian. The next day, Shawn and Gus follow him to the bank. He is with Jillian and Shawn flirts with her and takes her on a date that night. Shawn makes Gus go to be with Jillian’s friend, Eugenia. They meet at a fancy restaurant but Prescott comes and ruins it. They go back to the psych office and Shawn and Jillian are getting along just fine but Gus and Eugenia are, not so much. When they are in the middle Lassie and Jules come. They tell Shawn that he is having dinner with their prime suspect. Lassie tells him that his drink had scotch that Jillian brought but when Lassie was about to say the name Gus says it first and tells him that it was in Prescott's book and that Prescott knew what Lance would order. Lassie and Jules leave thinking wow maybe Shawn is right. After everyone leave Shawn feels like he has been poisoned. He goes to the hospital and the doctor says he was barely poisoned and he will be fine. Henry comes and takes Shawn out of there. She brings him to the station where they are interviewing Prescott. When they tell Prescott that he can leave he remembers Henry. Henry had been the only student that he had ever kicked out. Shawn and Gus go to one of Prescott’s seminars and when he asks for questions Shawn asks about the two women who died with him and then why Jillian was off limits. He says it is because he loves her. After the class Shawn gives Prescott an apology letter then at the bottom accidently signed his name “Shown” instead of Shawn. Shawn then thinks about the people and remembers about the cufflinks that Jillian gave Shawn and he remembered that the guy on a date with Eugenia that night was having an affair with Jillian. When they go to find him they find him dead in the sauna. Then Jules calls and gets the toxicology. It is some kind of toxin used in moth balls. Eugenia smelled of moth balls. They go and get her and arrest her. At Prescott’s class he will not be teaching because he is going on his honeymoon. Shawn and Gus are the ones to teach the class. Shawn talks a little to the class and Prescott keeps contradicting him. Gus went to see Eugenia to make sure the only reason she wasn’t into him is because she was in love with Jillian.

Not Even Close, Encounters

Season 5 episode 3. Flashback 1990, Shawn, Gus and a friend think when they are little that a weather balloon that landed in a field was a UFO.  Henry says no and sends them away. Present day, at a big house a guy is sitting in his chair working when there was a disruption. The wind started blowing all crazy the television started to glitch and the lights flicker. When the man is about to walk out a man named Toby walks in and says he is here to bring him a refill of his meds. The man asks Toby if he heard a disturbance but then it happened again. They both went outside and there was a big ball of light. It was night time so it couldn’t have been the sun and then there looked like a shadow of a person like figure. Toby walked into the light and the man never saw him. The next morning Lassie, Jules and Henry went to the man’s house. The man said it was a UFO. No one believed him and they said to call after Toby, who worked at the man’s law firm, had been missing for 48 hours. Shawn and Gus arrive looking at the man’s reasons to think it a UFO. Henry tells them not to make crazy accusations to everyone because then people will think he is a nutcase and Henry can’t hire nutcases. After he leaves with Jules and Lassie, Shawn asks Gus what would be wrong if it had been a UFO. Gus said electrical damages and messed up ground. Shawn notices both of these things. They decide to start on the TRS. When they get up there with the man after he hires them they see a big circular spot on the ground that is darker than the rest of the grass. Shawn is knows it isn’t aliens to begin with and decides if either of them think it is they get to flick each other in the ear. Shawn then looks around the man’s house and fond a recorder with UFO sounds. The exact sounds the man, Roy, had heard the night before. Shawn and Gus then go to their grade school friend who got skinny and jockey. They meet his wife and then he leads them into a secret room that no one knows about that is filled with alien tracking devices…etc. Gus says at around 11:00 pm and on the radar there was nothing. Then Shawn remembers that the clock said 10:44 and surly enough something came up. They all think it is a UFO and tell Roy that they believe him. Later on TV Roy is on saying that aliens abducted Toby and that Shawn and Gus will prove it. Henry then calls in Shawn and tells him all the things Roy has accused. Shawn asks wear Toby was and Henry points to the conference room. Surly enough Toby was there. Henry told Shawn that if Roy wasn’t on his meds he could become delusional and that he doesn’t usually take them. Toby said that he always picks up Roy’s meds and he still won’t take them. When Shawn and Gus go back to their grade school friend’s house they go onto the website of the law firm and see that Toby takes all of Roy’s cases if he has to leave. Shawn thinks Toby did it, and that he purposefully made Roy have a psychotic episode by switching out his medication. Shawn and Gus’s friend Denis told them to go follow the guy and they take his advice. They wear crazy costume pieces from different shows and follow Toby. Toby gets scared and calls Shawn and Gus. He tells them where to meet him. When they go to the meeting place, a hotel, they see him fall off the roof and die. When Shawn and Gus go to the station they try to get the case. Henry won’t hire them so Shawn goes to plan b. he turns on the fan so all the files blow everywhere. Shawn gets a few and leaves. He finds one that has the autopsy report. It said they found something in the stomach but not what exactly it was. Shawn goes down to visit his friend in the morgue and has him tell them what was in the stomach. It was a flash drive, so Shawn and Gus went to Denis’s house and had him hack Lassie’s personal computer. The flash drive says stuff about budding textiles, the place Roy had made an accusation against for deliberately leaking chemicals. Shawn and Gus then go to an address that Shawn had written down from the flash drive. They go there and find a big machine. They don’t know what it is until Shawn turns it on.  They realize that the town was sitting on some kind of oil place and using this matching they can tell if it was true or not. The company figured out that all these people were sitting on a gold mine so they made people move away and bought the land. Then they saw that Roy had a solid case against them they had to make him look crazy so they took the UFO abduction that Roy though he saw 10 years ago and made it look like another one was happening. Shawn and Gus then get caught by the CEO of the company and taken to a warehouse. Shawn had texted Henry so the police were on the way, but Denis got there first. At first he did really well in using his numb chucks, but then hit himself in the face. That’s when Lassie and Jules came. All the bad people surrendered but Lassie tazor Denis because he wouldn’t put down the numb chucks and didn’t know he was a friend of Shawn and Gus’s. Shawn and Gus make fun of Lassie because they were heroes. Chief Vic wants to hire them on another case Shawn said $2000 but Henry said $1500. On the computer he puts $2000 but when Shawn and Gus leave he changes it to $1500. Shawn and Gus go to Denis’s house with Roy and Denis’s wife Molly walks in and is pissed because Denis didn’t tell her that he was into all the stuff like that and that she was too. Gus thought she was hot and then decided when she said that she became even hotter. Then Denis and Molly kissed and made up.

Feet, Don't Kill Me Now

Season 5 episode 2. Flashback 1990, Gus is standing on a piece of wood. He tells Shawn he is playing a game but Shawn notices scratch marks on the board. He asks Gus what he is actually doing and Gus showed him his tap shoes. Present day, there was a dead woman found inside of a car in a lake. When Lassie and Jules get there Lassie doesn’t want Jules to work with him so he sends her off. Shawn is already there and Lassie won’t hire him on the case. When they all go to look at the car Shawn notices things in the car to indicate a second person. Shawn tells Lassiter that this wasn’t accidental drowning it was murder. After Shawn tells him what he thinks, Gus tells Shawn to find a way to convince Lassie to put them on the case because he had tap class. Right when Gus is about to leave Lassie asks him where he is going and Gus tells him about the tap class. While Gus is at the tap class Lassie comes and wants to join, Gus makes it happen and it is extremely hard for Carlton. After the class Gus shows him some easy steps and Lassie does them and they keep going until Lassiter remembers he forgot to call the lab about some drug they found in the dead lady’s car. The lab people hadn’t found anything on it yet and when Lassie showed Gus he instantly knew what it was. It was for a trial. When they leave the class Shawn is waiting outside for Gus. He tells Shawn that he is going to work with Lassiter on this just for research. Shawn the goes back to the station and gets hired by Henry and is assigned with Jules as his partner. At first they had the same ideas but then they have different ideas which end up on the same path. They discuss with the lab lady who does the trial for the drug and realizes she had a partner. They find out that he was sneaking the drug to his girlfriend because it was a fertility drug. When they go to try to catch him they all start arguing and he gets away. Then Lassie and Gus start to do tap in the conference room but don’t shut all the shades and Shawn and Jules see them and laugh. While Lassie and Gus go check out the rental car companies to find which car the killed girl’s boyfriend, Ben, had rented from Shawn and Jules went to talk to the dead girl’s mother. When Lassie and Gus find out that there is a tracking device on the car Lassie tracks it but then goes somewhere else. Shawn then sneaks away from Jules and track Gus on his phone. Shawn and Gus find Ben but when they try to help him Lassie and Jules arrive. Back at the station they take Ben to the cell downstairs when he asks Shawn and Gus to help. Shawn, Gus, Lassie and Jules all decide to go back their original partners. Shawn and Gus leave the station but on the way out they see Ben’s trial partner. Shawn decides to go to the morgue and look at the body. The M.E. said that she drowned. Back at the office Shawn and Gus were talking about their japadogs when Gus tells Shawn that he was going to take Lassie but then felt cheated, Shawn remembered that Ben had cheated on his girlfriend. When Shawn and Gus go to find been he is dead. It looked like he had drowned but he didn’t die in the water. Then Gus mentions dry drowning, which can be cause by amnesia. Shawn remembers about when he and Jules were at the clinic and the lady had said Jules would need to sign some forms because they will administer amnesia. Shawn calls Lassie and Jules to the lab thinking that the assistant did it, but her key only gets her in and out of the front door and into the bathroom. She says that someone with higher clearance would have access to the trial stuff. Right then Shawn sees Lillian, Ben’s trial partner, putting something away in a freezer. He had realized that she liked Ben but Ben didn’t like her back he only loved his girlfriend. When he had cheated that was her opportunity but he didn’t want anyone else but his girlfriend. Lillian killed his girlfriend by dry drowning her then putting dry ice on the accelerator and let the car go into the lake. She though Ben would take her after that, but he didn’t feel the way she did so she killed him too. Lassie and Jules cuffed her and took her away. After the case was solved Shawn and Jules went to a tap dance recital that Gus and Lassie were in. Gus dances the hard dance with the guy who teaches the class and Shawn is proud of his partner. Lassie dances with small children and Jules is not as proud of him. In the middle of his routine he figures out a rapist from a different investigation then has the kids do freestyle.

Romeo and Juliet and Juliet

Season 5 episode 1. Flashback  1990, some older kids are trying to beat up Shawn and Gus when Shawn tells Gus to use his karate. Gus doesn’t take karate he takes wushu a Chinese martial art, and he had only had to lessons. Present day, Shawn and Gus hired an assistant name Ken who they have to fire. At a Chinese festival an ambassador’s daughter gets kidnapped by a professional so they can’t see his face on the cameras. Since Henry got the new job of hiring consultants he doesn’t hire Shawn and Gus. When Shawn and Gus leave they find out the address of the kidnapped girls apartment. When they are there they find a coin hidden in a desk compartment. Shawn brings it to Jules and tries to use it to persuade her to come back. Before Shawn and Gus leave she tells them it is a counterfeit Hong Kong coin. When they go to walk out the door Lassiter comes in with case evidence also trying to get Jules to come back but she still refuses. After trying to talk to Jules, Shawn asks Lassie what he knows about the coin without telling him that he has it. Lassie tells Shawn and Gus that it has to do with the triads (Chinese gangs) that they would be the ones to counterfeit coins. He also gives him two triad name the dragon triad and the golden triad who have been on the verge of war for years. After Lassie gives them this information they go ask their old Asian assistant, Ken, if he knows anything about either. He tells them that he knows one place where the golden triad hangs out because his mother used to forbid him to go there. When Shawn and Gus go they go to a bar asking around. They see a guy who looks suspicious and follows him. After a while they come out to a bunch of guys with big guns. They get caught and taken to one of the leaders. This leader is the kidnapped girl’s father who Shawn and Gus met at the police station. He lets them go after talking with them and when Shawn leaves he sees a dragon on a piece of paper. When they leave the golden triad’s they go back to Ken’s house and ask him if he had seen it. He said yes and told them where. It was at a martial arts institute. Shawn decides to take a little kids class then decides to steak the place out later. At city hall the chief comes in to ask Jules if she is ready to come back yet. Jules says no and the chief gives her a big, long, boring case assignment. Later that night Shawn and Gus are staking out the martial arts studio. Shawn sees a man on the roof jump into a window. Shawn tries to climb up the wall but ends up falling in through a downstairs window. When they go to the room that the guy is in he is stealing from the safe. He punches Shawn and Gus and then the other guys outside the room stated fighting with the stealing man. When the man knocks the three others out he runs away with Shawn and Gus chasing him. Chasing Shawn and Gus was one of the men that was knocked down by the steeling man. When Shawn and Gus lose the man they are chasing they hide like little girls and ditch the man chasing them. When they look up from their hiding place they see the man they were chasing and follow him to an apartment building. When Shawn went into the room he found the guy making out with Becky the kidnapped girl. They told him that she was pregnant. When Shawn went to the police station and tried to tell the chief this they got a ransom photo of Becky tied up in a chair. Shawn tells them about the apartment and they all go there. When they go they are too late. Henry tells Shawn to stop working the case but Shawn goes to Jules for help. She tells him that there are two brothers in line to take over their fathers place as the dragon triad leader. She shows them the pictures of both of them and Shawn realizes that Teno the mean brother felt betrayed by Sang, the brother who is in love with Becky. Shawn and Gus go and talk to their father and tell him that Teno wants to start a war between the golden triad and the dragon triad because that is the only way he will get power. The father gives up where Teno is and he tells Shawn and Gus. Shawn then goes to Jules asking her for back-up. She says no and to tell Lassiter but Shawn says that it is her or he and Gus go down alone. When they go to find Teno he is at the martial arts studio. Shawn and Gus also find Becky and Sang tied up. Gus starts to untie Becky but Sang won’t wake up. Shawn confronts Teno and then they fight. Shawn doesn’t get hurt but he doesn’t hurt anyone else. When they are fighting Shawn accidentally pulls out a flimsy fake knife thing right when Teno surrenders. Shawn turns around and sees Jules. He tells her that Teno surrendered to him right before she walked in, but she told him that he surrendered when she walked in. When all the police come Henry is happy that Shawn solved the case but told him never to put him in a position where he had to lie for him again. After that he talks to Jules. She tells him thanks and he says the same thing. She told him all she needed was a little kick in the pants, but Shawn said that he would never kick her in the pants. He then asks if they should hug and right as they are about to Lassiter walks over. Shawn takes a rain check and leaves. Lassie comes over and gives Jules his taxes which she drops on the floor and tells him she won’t do it. When Shawn and Gus leave Shawn is supposed to give a statement but he goes to a restaurant instead.